It’s a different kind of podcast.

Stories that take you places. Stories that make you happy. Stories that matter. Stories that don’t matter at all.

Some combination of a movie, a short story, and the voice in your head.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

“Makes me feel strange. But good. Like swimming in light.”

Beautiful sound, fun adventures, and makes me think. Great way to spend twenty minutes.

Marty – Melbourne

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

“I like the ones with the weirdos.”

And maybe take half a star off so these reviews don’t look fake.


Rating: 5 out of 5.

“Great stuff, I’m not being coerced.”

I’ll give you as many stars as you want if you just leave me go, mate. Don’t put my name on it but.


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A Spanking Blue Day These Stories Are Not Real

Hi, this is one of my faves. About clouds or something. I'm not really sure what it's about. Maybe you know? This story first appeared as the excerpt on a t-shirt from my friends at Lossless Goods. Check out Kiran, Kamran, and Tim's work here: https://losslessgoods.com/, or follow them on instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/losslessgoods/. But also follow ME on instagram you mongrels: https://www.instagram.com/thesestoriesarenotreal/. And check out more stories at allmyeggs.substack.com. 
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